My car is dead, my dad's truck is dead. So now we are down to one car. My dad is in the hospital working on his fifth week and my stepmother is in detox and I am the only functioning adult in the house. My, my isn't that scary?

Steve Irwin is dead and I found my stepmother and father's porn stash this morning. I've been running on espresso and pesto chicken pockets. Have a lovely Labor Day.